Is this is the best first (and only) comment ever?

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 06/24/2019 at 09:10 • Filed to: None

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Related: is this a real person, or someone invented as the prototypical “ideal woman” for OPPO ... ?

Have AI chatbots gotten this good?

If it was 2 corgis instead of 3 chihuahuas, and she was towing a trailer with a toolbox and track tires, then we’d know for sure. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 09:29

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Wouldn't expect a bot to use the word "smoosh"

nermal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 09:30

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Who needs that much massage oil? 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/24/2019 at 09:32

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They’re expecting you to expect that! 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > nermal 06/24/2019 at 09:33

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A traveling masseuse, I suppose. 

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 09:36

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I was thinking that it could be legitimate, and wanted to encourage under-represented enthusiasts to post, but the half gallon of massage oil made me question the authenticity also.

So, based on that I did not request photos showing the storage capacity of the Miata.

Milky > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 09:37

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Anything that specific and unique will come across weird. Throw in a half gallon of massage oil and Jessica might be a freak.

I will say you can fit more than you think in a ND trunk.  

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 09:44

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Haha! If it’s from a scam artist, it has to be one of the best I’ve ever seen... 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Milky 06/24/2019 at 09:45

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I, for one, hope she’s real. 

Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 10:24

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“Who let ‘ massage’ slip through, I specifically said this site needed to say ‘ Royal Purple 0w-40 synthetic ’ instead. KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE. Sergei, you can just fuck right off home and don’t come back tomorrow!”

—Some IT director in a windowless apartment in Tbi lisi

Milky > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 10:35

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 06/24/2019 at 10:50

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Exactly. 

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > nermal 06/24/2019 at 11:41

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Who packs that much massage oil but forgets the roll of visquine?

Spanfeller is a twat > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 11:50

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So one Chihuahua doesn’t have a bed? 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 06/24/2019 at 12:00

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That’s how I read it! 

ranwhenparked > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/24/2019 at 19:09

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Guy Apparently Named Zach had a pretty good first post, but it wasn’t his only one, since he spent the afternoon irritating Davey Johnson.